It's a wonderful world we live in where we can have a videogame show people at a conference table and still get in a decent crotch shot.
STILL not understanding why Seven of Nine has to wear skin-tight clothing. The Borg don't. Starfleet doesn't.
And, why does The Doctor look old? I know Robert Picardo has gotten older, but this is a video game. The Doctor can look like the younger him, no problem. Is this some sort of weird Bicentennial Man thing going on? And he's always going on about his subroutines. I guess that doesn't mean the same thing that it does to those long-dead 20th century programmers who defined it in the first place.
We'd probably say "module".
And, who is that cute Romulan next to him? Oh wait, that's my character, Chandra :)
Chandra despises pretty much everyone at the table. She thinks Neelix is a terrible spokesperson for the Talaxian remnants, and gets his friends killed far too often. The rest — still trying to paper over the mistakes they made in the Delta Quadrant. Pathetic.
Apparently, if Janeway had slept with Q just once, they could have been sent home instantly. She wasn't willing to make a sacrifice to save her people. How many died, thousands of light years from home, because she chose to defy an omnipotent superbeing who, the last time he was thwarted, pointed the Borg at the Federation?
Anyway. Kasul and I are doffing up to level 57 now so we can continue our Delta Quadrant adventures…
Played "Party Crashers", ST-HUY4Y2D5Q by @Winin, first Star Trek Online foundry I've played in years. In this, you tell a junior officer a story while beating the hell out of him in the gym. The story is the direct sequel to the one in the Cardassian arc, where you're wiping the True Way Cardassians off of a breakaway colony planet.
In this one, an anniversary celebration is interrupted by pirates after their precious medicine shipments… but those pirates aren't acting alone. There's some dark presence behind them. A shorter, dark presence. With big ears. And a lumpy head.
Keep the Rules of Acquisition handy. You'll need them.
Sooooooo I log into Star Trek Online after being away for several months. With the Romulans coming, I’d better get familiar with the game again, right? My monthly stipend of Zen (cash shop currency) for being a subscriber has built up enough that I could get the three-pack of Andorian escort ships I’ve been wanting since pretty much Day One for free. Free in a sense, given I’ve been subscribing to a game that I haven’t been actively playing. But, I wouldn’t be out any _additional_ cash.
But… Romulans as a playable faction are something I’ve been wanting ever since I maxed out Tipa D’zoph’s level, but with that not available, played through the Klingon storyline with my sexy old school Klingon captain.
Now, though, they’re on their way! And with a whole bunch of new ships!
Problem is… I can only play two MMOs at once, and that is one more than I probably SHOULD play. Before Neverwinter, it was EQ2 and DC Universe Online. When Neverwinter launched, DCUO dropped to our Sunday night game. I am really hoping that The Elder Scrolls Online and Wildstar would be considerate and space themselves out enough so I could finish Neverwinter before moving to one of those two…..
…. And then yesterday’s bombshell: Rift, my most recent “Play just one MMO, for a year” experiment, has gone F2P. I’d dropped the game when I’d finished all the group content at the time and had found, again, that the raiding lifestyle is not something I can deal with any longer. They’ve added a whole lot of new content since then, but once gone, it’s not easy to return, especially since I’d be pulling out the checkbook to even check out the new stuff.
In June, that won’t be an excuse.
I just have no idea, whatsoever, where I’m supposed to get the time to return to the game. But, it’s definitely worth checking out once more.
There’s only so much reading about all the fun the people in the Federation News Service were having in Star Trek Online before I had to patch up, log in, and check for myself.
It’s been a very long time since I last did more than just log in; since that time, the stalwart Publishers and Editors of FNS tirelessly constructed a starbase and even sent an embassy to New Romulus.
Since I’ve been gone, apparently the Rommies have finally found a new world to call their own. And, being Romulans, immediately set to fighting among themselves, since they don’t (yet?) have the power to band together to conquer everyone else.
My ship had been in space dock for the past year or so, being repaired and refitted while my bridge and duty officers took on additional training and some much needed time to reconnect with their families. To shakedown the re-fit Manchester, Starfleet ordered us to the New Romulus area to check out some mysterious anomalies.
We chased anomalies around the sector as they opened and closed until we were able to close enough on one to give it a good scan, and then —
And then I was the captain of the Freighter Manchester, docking with a Tholian space station. The Tholians (I somehow knew) had been paid off with this section of the Beta Quadrant by the Dominion during their invasion of the Alpha Quadrant through the Bajoran wormhole.
I was offered a free trip to the replicator by a disgruntled human after I dropped off the cargo. He seemed familiar. I spotted familiar looking faces all over the station, actually, and when I was approached at the replicator by a human who claimed to be from an alternate reality, I had a good guess why.
He introduced me to a woman who claimed that not only was she a Starfleet officer, but that she was from the _past_, and that she had on the way to a place even further in the past, but had been thrown to this future instead. (This character was voiced by “Southland” and “Mad Men” star Denise Crosby).
Her ship, the Enterprise C, had been dragged to this base by the Tholians. We needed to free it and bring things back to the way they ought to be. Unfortunately, a Tholian in an environment suit blocked the way — and he had no issues with stunning me to unconsciousness when I tried to snuggle past.
Well, he WAS sexy, in a spidery sort of way. You know, for a Tholian.
I managed to convince one of the refugees to cause a distraction; I hacked through the lock console and headed into the maintenance tunnels.
The environmental controls, inexplicably put in the maintenance tunnels, could be tuned to replace the poisonous, broiling hot atmosphere in the control room with one more suitable to humanoids. These controls were in the maintenance tunnels. And could not be overridden in the control room itself. Just pointing that out. Environmental controls should always be placed in inconvenient places and unguarded.
(The maintenance tunnels were kinda fun; as I crawled through them, it filled in a “hand drawn map”. There were many things besides maintenance controls in that labyrinth, and each one was another accolade.)
With the Tholians incapacitated by the retuned environment, I exited into the control room and let the rest of the merry crew in, including Tasha Yar (voiced by Denise Crosby, best known as Dr. Mary Speake in “The X-Files”). We set to work freeing the Enterprise-C without resistance. Ran down the docking tunnel, and escaped the base.
Home free! Just need to get to the closest anomaly and… And then the reinforcements came, Tholian Web ships to keep us pinned down, then a flotilla of other ships and lastly a Tarantula/Recluse-class dreadnaught… We fought back, destroyed many ships. All power to weapons and shields; the Ent-C was a “yar” ship (as was Tasha Yar, voiced by “Baywatch’s” Emily Morgan). Wasn’t looking forward to taking on the dreadnaught, when a mysterious, unfamiliar ship warped in and took it out for us. Together we cleaned up the rest of the ships.
It was a timeship! Come from the future to ensure the integrity of the past. The way was clear to the anomaly; the Ent-C dove in and then….
… and then I was beamed onto the time ship by a “Captain Walker”. Who held me there until the Ent-C’s return to the past reset the timeline and I found myself back on the bridge of the USS Manchester, trying to get a lock on a spatial anomaly, but… no anomalies here.
When I reported back to Starfleet, they informed me that an “Ambassador”-class starship, the same class as the Enterprise-C, had unexpectedly been found mothballed in a distant system, and would the Federation News Service accept its loan in exchange for installing modern consoles and weapons?