Comments on: Straight Talk Warhammer: The Witch Hunter

By: yunk

yunk — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:00:48 +0000

You know, to be serious for a second, it’s an interesting idea to give the witchhunter some sort of debuff that affects allies, in return for buffing himself. This would kinda match the pieces of crap witchhunters are supposed to be.

“I’m debuffing you with -10% to heals? So? I need that power to fight evil! Or do you not want me to fight evil? Only a secret servant of Chaos would not want me to fight evil! You aren’t a servant of Chaos are you?”

By: Tipa

Tipa — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:59:26 +0000

… or creepy …

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:24:19 +0000

I made a witch hunter that looks like your daughter.

Coincidence?

By: almagill

almagill — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:07:35 +0000

Witch hunting is SO easy.

You just head to Altdorf, buy up the entire stock of Jimmy Choo shoes (not real ones of course, the rip offs that the dwarves make), then announce a Cheese Wine and Shoe Party in one of the local hotels.

Pretty soon the place is full of cackling witches of all shapes and sizes. Bar the door, make a few sarcastic Vincent Price comments and torch the place. If you had the sense to charge an entry fee you also come away from the venture significantly richer.

Of course, Altdorf being full of wooden buildings you can only do this once because, like, they take your travelling priveldges off you and you’re left walking round the Troll Lands trying to hitch a ride anywhere where there’s more witches.

By: Openedge1

Openedge1 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:39:48 +0000

Witch hunters always place themselves behind the allied lines, so they can keep a sharp eye both on their friends AND their enemies. Because witch hunters have no friends.

Ahhh…and I thought it was because the ugly woman Witch Hunter I made was …well…..so ugly, no one wanted to be her friend.
Seems the ugly WAS just the visual quality of the game, and the reason I REALLY had no friends is…WITCH HUNTERS HAVE NO FRIENDS…

(Glad to see you back on track@@)

By: Hudson

Hudson — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:22:51 +0000

I have to say this

Taller than you? Only witches dare stand taller than a witch hunter. Burn them.
Red-headed? Red hair is the sign of the devil. Burn them.
Walks with a limp? Physical imperfection is a sign of corruption. Burn them.
Claims not to be a witch? Witches will always deny their true nature. Burn them.
A child? Children are willing vessels of evil. Burn them.
Your mother? Just the kind of trick a servant of destruction would likely pull. Hug, then burn them.

IS CLASSIC