Think Geek had some great April Fools jokes this year. So much so that one of them, the Sound Track T-Shirt, is actually going to get made into a product. This one is a little, um, far-fetched.

Actually – it’s Japan – it’s not far fetched at all. To be completely honest with you, real or not it’s pretty tame.

I saw an ARCADE game (so like…out in public) Japan had created which was apparently very popular. It looked like a little booth with a big rubber human ass under a monitor. Dangling from a cord was a giant foam hand with only an index finger extended. The object of the game was to simulate the rectal torture of people that gave you stress in your life. I think the choices were “Teacher” “Spouse” and “Boss”, possibly others.

But yea, ramming a plastic finger into a plastic ass and watching the pain-spasms of the 3D-rendered faces of the people on screen doesn’t exactly seem like something you would consider “family fun”.

Japan: Masters of the Rape-Simulator.

*rotf* That’s so terrible!

Hehe I like the part that talks about girls being able to enjoy the pleasure of peeing while standing up. ^^ Too funny… I almost wonder if this really is a joke, it’s so hard to believe, I really can’t tell.

Gee–with this game I will finally know how cool it is to pee standing up! Thanks, Wii!

This is going to keep me laughing for a long time.